King of Shoot the Shit

Potatoes gonna potate

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

@ineedanapplebox sunburn

[charlie @chunkbardey]

time to get dressed! first things first: who am i and what do i look like?

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

@AnemiaPrsnlty me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

i’m like if an unsocial girl was living in a town of social women, men, and children

[fūnké @funkefly]

why did my roommate place this giant spiral in my living room..

[pea @postingtime]

which one best represents how you feel rn

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

calvin harris is running for president

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times new WOMAN

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Look between A and D on your keyboard. There you should find the “S��� key, and if you press it while pressing down the “command” key it will save your project right away.

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

depressed & my friend is taking me to VT.

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there’s 10 hours in a day, honey

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now we’re ranking nativity set figures from least to most necessary

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

family discussing the concept of negative numbers on the way to dinner

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

bringing this back (although amanda and i could be switched tbh)

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just watched Dune One the first One

[King of Shoot the Shit @autkitab]

i’m staying home this week. except for tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and saturday, and the other days too.