30 aut 6

thrifty, plant gal raising her pup in the city

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

*overheard at my table*
“I don’t mind spending $50,000 on some dumb shit”

uh, hello sir my name is dumb shit and I’ll be taking care of you this evening

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i genuinely don’t know if we’ve seen a more corrupt administration and president in history

[ᴍʏᴀ ᥫ᭡. @belairestt]

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

and again, fuck you klay Thompson
i knew you were a scummy ass bum from the day meg announced you as her man

we all knew you couldn’t handle the stallion 😤

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

oooh I’m Klay Thompson and I play in the NBA and I’m dating Grammy award winning artist Megan thee Stallion
Fuck u Klay

[Vivian 🖤 @zamosbirch]

I miss them

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

CONFIRMED.

Trump raped minors.

And it's all on tape.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da pushy!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Gay Pop Semen Hunters.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

but I’m back again, and from the bottom of my heart I’d like to say I hope you live the rest of your life in hiding out of shame for who you are

do us all a favor and take yourself out

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

my account was banned for a few days because I called out what a miserable, disgusting, and worthless person @PamBondi is

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

@amandacvance It’s so hard supporting all women, because some of you are fucking dumb

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Imma with you

[sammy @loserbent]

the stripper likes me. everyone likes me. i'm a likable person

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

White people will invite you to smoke and pull out a blowtorch

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

why tf this man speaking on heaven
he’s going straight to hell beside hitler, and getting pineapple shoved up his ass

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

BREAKING: Trump's health is "not well", and White House insiders say he frequently mentions "heaven."

[30 aut 6 @autmillion]

“your best friend died years ago why are you still caught up on that”

maybe it’s the guilt of getting an ominous text from her and responding “we will bury her with honor” hours before she did it - that now haunts me every second of this life

[ally @missmayn]

i rather see a toddler smoking a cigarette than glued to an ipad.