jarrod

she’s meditating! she’s died

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chloe Fineman is leaving SNL after 7 seasons.

(https://t.co/AU3d04Uyul)

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#Womanifestation

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande and Ricky Alvarez are officially back together, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/eeWhv4a3cY)

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wore a polo shirt for my shift at the library today and a child told me i was giving Clavicular

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reading a mary oliver poem and eating a cracker w butter on it

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life. https://t.co/wim7xAA6vw

[jarrod @auto_fastidium]

as a harbinger of all things masculinity and strength, that loser’s feet didn’t even leave the floor SMH

[the dare @itsthedare]

I’m not a bad girl i’m wallace and gromit

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Ryan Beatty is simultaneously channeling Mary Oliver while also wearing a performative mustache and arm wrestling w other fake-masc gays like put down the weights and pick up the wig… we know what you are

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wait… maybe Transgender for Everyone was real after all

[New York Post @nypost]

Trump admin seeks to roll back testosterone restrictions - why docs are conflicted https://t.co/PQ7GEKtAAZ

[jarrod @auto_fastidium]

constantly checking my email as if something amazing is going to be in there and then it’s just Nothing. and also Taco Bell

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he would win all 50 states in a general if he looked like this again

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Kinda funny that Jon Ossoff has a IMDb page

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It would take far more than a month to honor the contributions of queer and transgender New Yorkers.

From the Cercle Hermaphroditos in 1895, the first trans advocacy group in the United States, to the drag balls of the Harlem Renaissance, to the Stonewall uprising, to the Lesbian Herstory Archives, to ACT UP!, founded in 1987 as queer people fought for their lives while the Reagan administration looked away, New York City's history has long been shaped by queer and trans New Yorkers.

To all our queer and trans neighbors: you deserve a City where you can afford to live safely, openly, and joyfully.

Happy Pride, New York City.

[TMZ @TMZ]

😬 Michelle Obama says MAGA movement is full of desperate people, not racists. https://t.co/1loicLrF5x

🎥: Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso

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dentist just asked if i’ve ever considered Invisalign and i told him no bc i’m not a class traitor

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KGB being one of the most interesting pop songs of late and then she basically says she just doesn’t have It. like ok

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

ADÉLA to PAPER Magazine:

“I think everyone, including me, is trying to be c*nty all the time. I'm kind of getting tired of that. I'm not c*nty all the time.”

[jarrod @auto_fastidium]

no offense this has nothing to do w him being a bad interviewer and everything to do w him being dumb

[Kacey Musgraves Access @KaceyAccess]

Kacey Musgraves reveals on “Therapuss with Jake Shane” that “Slow Burn” is her favorite song from her own catalog.

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that GLP-1 commercial w the Sleigh Bells song is sooooo dark-sided i have to think of 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, etc

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.@camkasky please come back this is getting spooky

[Crackhead Barney & Friends @CHBAF]

@JBKSchlossberg CANT SAY FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

[jarrod @auto_fastidium]

listening to olivia rodrigo reminds me of being 14 and thinking the world was out to get me. and in retrospect i was completely and utterly correct

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

me as the photographer: okayyyy great i know that was a bumpy car ride ladies but we’ve finally made it to the ugliest place in the world at high noon! just as i envisioned. everyone line up. the camera battery is dying and i did NOT bring an extra charger so we have one shot