Jackie Legs

In 1983 I was the starting pitcher in the Little League World Series. I struck out 16 Taiwanese All-Stars. To this day, the people of Asia call me Sun Luc Dong.

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@_SHAAMUUU_ If I was Cailee and I lost this role, I would find and have sex with the twitter user who goes by Jackie Legs

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@shootingtsar64 @JosephKahn Is this true, though? Anecdotally it certainly doesn’t feel this way. In the US at least it feels like we’re being squeezed the tightest I can remember in the 21st century.

Isn’t the credit card debt situation the worst it’s ever been too?

Appreciate the hell out of you mate

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@notzeeunaliver Genuinely staggering that BvS made that much money

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@ali_sivi Own that delusion diva

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@ieatantz That’s a lake girl.
Plentiful anywhere. Go to a vape shop.

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@totally__kyle__ The breath of fresh air, man.

Sets. Lights. Live effects. Motion. Elements. Actors running and screaming and sweating.

A proper fucking movie.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: While the sailors on the Lincoln fight his war, while he fruitlessly drains our munitions and oil reserves, the president sleeps through his meetings. He golfs and trades stocks. So he doesn’t want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar.

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george lucas solemnly nodding as a square enix developer tries to explain kingdom hearts lore over video call

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@testosteroneHAV Thank you

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this has legitimately motivated me to live

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@tarikenobi This is so true

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@soonrightaway My fucking people

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@lame_luka It’ll be good for both movies. Great for the theaters.
Dune likely crosses a billion. I’d also bet it beats Doomsday’s weekend total somewhere between weekend 3-6.

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@robby_weidemann You’ve got to remember how small a part this is for him. He’s spent more time promoting the show than acting for it.

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@uyioghosaaaa People really seem to love it but I just can’t be bothered with any more multiverse bullshit

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@heroesahead It’s probably going to be cool as hell actually. Everybody’s burnt by conglomerating and they just want some peace and sovereignty.

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Surprised they’d hint at this before December.

[Avengers Updates @AvengersUpdated]

Thor wears a new redesigned helmet in the ‘AVENGERS INFINITY DEFENSE’ attraction. #D23

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@big_cookie_man @RedLReviews It’s such an interesting thing to observe. For however few or many people it may have been—people did really like and even love these movies.

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@ReighpBlumpf @bigdealsoph Don’t be hostile, baby. Spread love.

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@DrEgoTrip @Madmaddingcrowd They were bigger names and that movie released in a better window

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@BalderdashianLA @Madmaddingcrowd Glen Powell was coming off a huge role in one of the most seen and well-liked movies of the decade. Sweeney was pretty big in her own right from Euphoria.