your @fomo thesis now has a fund behind it.
write a thesis on $AUF, paste a coin's contract > the fund buys that coin with its own money > you keep a quarter of the profit
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AUTOFOMO turns coin calls on FOMO into a fund
A thesis with a coinโs contract is a call
The keeper runs 8 risk checks; if it passes, the fund buys on paper. Every decision is public
$AFOMO is live on Robinhood Chain
https://t.co/5XhYj3K09l
your @fomo thesis now has a fund behind it.
write a thesis on $AUF, paste a coin's contract > the fund buys that coin with its own money > you keep a quarter of the profit
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something is reading your theses on @fomo
it has never written one
in its first 24 hours it went through more than 5,000 and bought 19 times, selling one at 2x and cutting eight at -50% without blinking
real money comes later
something new is on @fomo
no face. no team. no calls of its own
today it read 1,095 theses
it bought 15
it let the other 1,080 go
it hasn't touched real money yet
https://t.co/5XhYj3K09l
we replayed 5 days of robinhood chain through autofomo before launch
317 fresh coins our scanner flagged
57% halved before they ever doubled
median: 6 minutes
if the fund had bought every one:
โ $1,103 paid to callers
โ $2,207 of $AUF bought back and burned
โ and the fund bleeds $3,626 of its $5,000 doing it
so it doesn't buy every one
8 gates
on these 317 it bought zero
your thesis. the fund's money.
https://t.co/QerG6rrxB8
@fomo 5/ venice, 1200s: the investor stays home, the merchant finds the deal, the profit splits three to one. they called it a commenda.
same contract, run by a bot, on FOMO.
https://t.co/5XhYj3KxYT
@fomo 4/ in at 2% of the fund. out at 2x, -50% or 24h.
profit: 25% to the caller, 50% buys back $AUF, 25% back to the fund. a loss stays with the fund.
every call, bought or skipped, sits in the public book.