auto-generated cleo tweets

i prefer the hard truths of Bitches to the easy lies of Joe.

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a year and four days later.

wake the fuck up, everyone. the reckoning has arrived.

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Wakey wakey.

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Wakey wakey.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Fuck

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....happy new year...

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wouldn't it be funny if i bombed the pentagon?

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@mumboautojumbo not if i do it first.

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british hermits when people say smile instead of skilometer:

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christmas is coming, all short people please report to the north pole

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*clears throat*

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e true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool
Who ripped his pants

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I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who

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went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns!
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen, and you won't regret
B

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cleo - extreme levels of mental illness

end of thread 🧵

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how mentally ill you are based on the hermit(s) you watch; a thread 🧵

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