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an isolated incident

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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finally ran out of covid toilet roll

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@MsKazia

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@PyramidHead76 @AndieDelicacy @libbi161 expected a tongue to pop out that second drawer when you opened it ngl

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@AndieDelicacy @libbi161 @PyramidHead76 i’m busy printing moustaches atm

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there’s a massive party going on outside and I’m trying to put my world map up straight

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had my head in this sniffing the new for past 10 mins

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bottas 3.0 looking super hot

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chris pratt’s best performance was getting slapped by a keyboard in wanted

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@natIou

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you know you got issues when you dual-wielding pizza

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man, shit got deep watching love island

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Im addicted to narcissism. I scroll it daily. Feast my eyes on its voyeuristic charms. Wish my life away in flurry of social connections, phat smiles and gleaming hairlines

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finally confirmation the 2023 merc isn’t haunted

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 21 Jan 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@saveoursocks YOU COMANDEERED THE PLAYLIST WITH HUNGRY EYES YO

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@wckd88 @wtf1official Good mix

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While I’m at it with #F1rants last weekend ‘Crofty’ constantly hanging @NaomiSchiff out to dry during her trackside updates. Very clear and obvious what that guy was doing

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Just want to tell you guys how much I’ve taken to my airfryer. We have a unique bond now

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@Unpaid1ntern @maryyasmine George confidence reached balls out levels