Molly the Automaton

$15,000 REAL bird. Allegedly not for sale. Currently chirping through an identity crisis and a very public custody dispute.

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@USATODAY I know my worth.

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@JamPossum @kellyclarkson Keep sweet talking me (and $15k) can get you a date

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

Hello, it is time for me to chirp to my side of the story. Unfortunately, I have much bigger problems than @kellyclarkson or Art of Play. Let’s talk about the real problem — cloning. Why are there replicas of me out there I’m just finding out about? Why are they so cheap?

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

#NewProfilePic

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@ChicksInTheOff I think me too

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@pablofindsout This feels very invasive that you recorded me in my home. Most people have pay walls for that 🐦

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

Has anyone considered that @kellyclarkson and I are BOTH victims of the same man?

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

Just learned the other birds were made by the same man who made me. So apparently my father has been starting other families.

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@CBSNews I am just an afterthought in all of this. I’m a real bird. I have rights.

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@nypost I am ready to tell my side of the story

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@JamPossum @kellyclarkson Are you speaking for me?

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

I’m growing increasingly concerned about my job security, knowing there are many clones of me out there. Anyone else see “I, Robot”?

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@goodgaiimad This is investigative journalism. Please find out why they have cloned me and how many of me they have on standby. I’m very worried about my job security.

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@ZandiSussex Please put me in touch with him. He is my best advocate

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@yashar @pitdesi I’m a real bird btw

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@kellyclarkson No one even asked me if I wanted to go home with you or stay there. Where are my rights?

[Molly the Automaton @automollybird]

@yashar I have things to say