Autumn Smith

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[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

@FreeformTV why are you obsessed with Home Alone… like legit only two days the whole month when it’s not played at least once? Can we start rotating in the classic stop motions, ideally not at 1:30am…

[space wizard @space__wizard]

these people should definitely be paying taxes lmao

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

[New Jersey @NJGov]

learn how to drive

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

@ClaussenPickles … my Halloween costume was practically just picked out for me in this tweet..

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

**actual convo I just overheard**
Dude: I’m not doing this shit! You know what? Go fck yourself Addie!
Addie: oh I will gladly, I’ve been doing it every day for months since you can’t get me off!
Dude: fck you addie!
*car door slams*

Am I living in a movie?

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

Salem Witch…. I mean Texas Pregnancy Trials….. this is scary. Very scary

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

@KaityStocker55 Freaking kicking butt and taking names on the way to your goals!!! Love it!

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

The day I catch the dudes that take weights OFF MY BAR when I go to fill up my water bottle is the day I will absolutely lose my sh*t. Get ready for that right hook dude, it will come harder than you expect. #dontstealmyshit

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

I just had the worst slide of my entire softball career, that’s including my face plant in college… that NARP life is rough

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

ONE LAST TIME FOR THE CHEAP SEATS IN THE BACK (looking at you, @mtgreenee): PLAN B DOES NOT PRODUCE AN ABORTION-IT STOPS THE SPERM FROM ATTACHING TO THE OVUM AND PREVENTS CONCEPTION FROM THE START. NO FETUS IS INVOLVED. IT IS BIRTH CONTROL.

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

@b_bowling14 Exactlyyy!!!

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

Gyms that have child daycare are cool and all but what about a puppy daycare... you get a pump while the pups get to play!?

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

Someone just chatted in to purple and got me. This was the conversation.

Them: smd
Me: nysmd
Them: lmao wtf
Me: I could ask you the same lol
Them: best customer support, hands down *rates chat as good*
Me: thank you :)
*customer leaves chat*

[huff daddy @Huffman024]

GUYS HELP YA GIRL OUT!!! 250 RTs is all I need. I'm begging at this point. 😭

@MichelobULTRA

[New Jersey @NJGov]

delete ur account

[SLCScanner @SLCScanner]

The #moon this #evening coming up in #slc #utah #WestJordan #utwx #mountains #snow

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

Mac just booped MY nose with HIS paw 🥺😭 we don’t deserve dogs.

[Autumn Smith @autsmith12]

Watching the browns game.... mom just asked if we should take dad outta the closet so he can watch this ass kicking in with us...he’s enjoying it so far I’m sure 😂😂 #GoBrowns