autumn

scared of businessmen and people who drink milk when they’re thirsty

[Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala]

Women: I have a stalker, he threatened to kill me.

Police: Cool, can you call us when he actually does that?

[autumn @autumn_box]

@marthastewart49 mourning

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

When I was your age, the only gay character on Gossip Girl was on suicide watch for having frosted tips. This is progress.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Why are you pouring water over your head?' asked Frog.

'I hope that if I pour water over my head, it will help me to think of a story,' said Toad.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Stay Gold Features & Topic Studios Team On Horror Film ‘Nanny’ From Nikyatu Jusu https://t.co/4yhiwuis0c

[autumn @autumn_box]

@marthastewart49 lets raise one when u visit

[Maya Lucia @mayaxlucia]

on tik tok posting sneak peeks of new music 👼🏻❣️🌟 come on over https://t.co/sEl6rKM700

[autumn @autumn_box]

@marthastewart49 i fucking love this song

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

im actually obsessed with this its so fucking funny

[Most @Most]

love Film discourse

[autumn @autumn_box]

@stuartwitttle stopppp ...wig

[Maya Lucia @mayaxlucia]

new song dropping 4/8 hit that pre-save link or be cursed for 5 years 🥵

https://t.co/jnHU7R8udT

[makayla @makaylathinks]

oh you have anxiety? name five things you can see

[Ezi @PrincessEzi]

The way students attack foreign professors is soooo annoying. Like it actually pisses me off every time.

[autumn @autumn_box]

@wetanderson420 so weird how that happens... yerb was expired for sure

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

these are some truly end of the world-type paragraphs. i hope all these people rot https://t.co/zCysT912hH

[autumn @autumn_box]

@IndiKira tv girl :/