Auvie

Texan Veteran. Sports. TV. Movies. Comedy. But like good comedy. Not woke bullshit comedy.

[Auvie @auvie2]

@elonmusk Please take Brandon Jones, Service Manager at Family Powersports in Lubbock, TX to space. He believes the Earth is flat.

[Auvie @auvie2]

@patrickbetdavid I definitely thought the selection of Bad Bunny wasn’t the wisest of business decisions.

[Brice Pollock @PollockBrice]

One Last Ride ❤️ @JoeyMcGuireTTU @CoachMcBath @TexasTechFB

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

Times Square in New York City today. The @TexasTechFB Brand is national, just like our intentions and ambitions! Wait until you see What (or who) is Next!!

[Makenzie Means @makenzie_means]

CHILLS

[Auvie @auvie2]

@redban You guys uploaded the same episode from last week.

[Auvie @auvie2]

@stoolpresidente Dave, this is a bad take. Jake shot for takedowns constantly. It’s a boxing match not wrestling. As soon as Jake stopped running and shooting takedowns he got knocked down. Jake is not serious.

[Auvie @auvie2]

Jake Paul attempting take downs tells me he’s not a serious boxer. This guy is a joke #JoshuaVsPaul

[Auvie @auvie2]

@trevorlawrence do your thing bro.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Fernando Mendoza’s post game interview is everything 🥹

[Auvie @auvie2]

@PatMcAfeeShow @tyschmit #IDontWantToOverreactBUT @TexasTechFB will dominate the CFP and it won’t be close. Cancel the playoffs and give us our trophy already #WreckEm

[Auvie @auvie2]

@johncornyn Please tell Senate to fix the broken commercial insurance market! Repeal the 2022 mistake or add the DIVE BOAT Act to the Coast Guard bill or NDAA now. Small businesses, employees, and customers are paying the price for Congress' mistake!

[PADI @PADI]

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[Auvie @auvie2]

Just got my signed copy in @JackCarrUSA Already been listening to the audiobook. Fantastic. #strengthandhonor

[Auvie @auvie2]

@JackCarrUSA @prattprattpratt I’ve retold your story to several people as an example of kismet. Keep the stories coming Jack. I’ll read them forever.

[Auvie @auvie2]

Congrats @ginacarano I hope to see you in future Mandalorian seasons and hopefully your own show. Cara Dune is a badass character that needs more screen time.

[Auvie @auvie2]

@elonmusk Think we could get a donation to the @TexasTech NIL fund?

[Auvie @auvie2]

Happy birthday @danawhite or is it @joerogan birthday?

[Auvie @auvie2]

@patrickbetdavid Blue Bell

[Auvie @auvie2]

@WorldDarkWeb2 I’m in Texas. You get shot for that here.

[Auvie @auvie2]

@DefiantLs If I pull up to a Mexican food restaurant and I see you trying to key a truck, you’re getting shot.