Awkward Guy

My mom breastfed me in public and uncle Jack used to bath....with me. I often make irrelevant comments that are off subject but I'm a good hugger.

[Awkward Guy @auwkwardli]

@kolopoki1 @chrisyelland @Eskom_SA A side chick?

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@kolopoki1 @chrisyelland @Eskom_SA This commebt was aimed at @kolopoki1

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@kolopoki1 @chrisyelland @Eskom_SA You should stop commenting on anything but the weather, you are not qualified sis.

[Awkward Guy @auwkwardli]

@ProfBokdrol what time is low tide in Centurion?

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@EWNTraffic Come on Eskom....burn the COAL not the sub station!

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Well Eskom is fucked, SAA is fucked and PRASA is fucked, at least we have cricket.

What?
Oh, fucked as well?

We are a consistent bunch aren't we.

[Marc Lottering @marclottering]

I just want to take a moment to applaud the punctuality of loadshedding. When they say 8am, it’s 8am. Metrorail can learn from Eskom.

[Awkward Guy @auwkwardli]

@Eskom_SA @eNCA @SABCNewsOnline @ewnupdates @Newzroom405 @SAfmRadio @CityPowerJhb @City_Ekurhuleni @CityTshwane @eThekwiniM Bite me....

[Awkward Guy @auwkwardli]

@Eskom_SA I do not think you appreciate how few fucks I, or many many others would give, when you all lose your jobs.
So from 5pm to 9:30pm I had no power at home, and I'm one of the lucky ones.

[Awkward Guy @auwkwardli]

@CyrilRamaphosa A bit like the male member, size counts, but if it doesn't work.....then what?

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@MbalulaFikile @nikestore @Nike Are you retarded?

Asking for some friends

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@Matt_Dillahunty serious question, why is there an old and new testament?
I have never studied this stuff

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@Rudolph_Raphael @Abramjee @CityTshwane @AbelTau1 @David_Makhura @GautengProvince Eskom.......ANC

Not too bright are you?

[Awkward Guy @auwkwardli]

@RenaldoGouws Many ANC votesrs in Soweto, too scared to switch them off

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@LesDaChef Business rescue is the easy political solution. Now it is the rescue practitioner that will entrench staff and close the airline down, not the ANC .....they are distancing themselves from the shit they caused

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@DoTransport @MbalulaFikile @PolokwaneInt @ATNSSA @OfficialSACAA @EsethuOnDuty @AyandaAllieP @Airports_ZA @icao @GovernmentZA @TransportLimCom @mbindwane @poppykhoza Nice dress

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@MuppetHunterZA @PoppingCreaseSA No

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@Eskom_SA @MYANC

I thought only my ex wife could fuck my weekends up.

Well done on proving me wrong