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Me: I hope my bike tires aren’t flat. My bike tires:

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her: “come over ;)”
me: i cant im playing PUBG
her: “ill suck your di-“
me:

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how i feel after using one of the side pockets on my work pants

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when someone hits me up

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"im just gonna have one drink tonight."

4am:

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when you tryna call him out on not catching any salmon but you dont know what to call em

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when you hear fat trel locked up

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when she says "can you get on top this time?"

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me: "sorry i cant. im busy"
also me:

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when you been rioting all day and trump is still president

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when you want some nudes

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when they say "we almost to LA" on speaker phone

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"dude quit hoggin all the chips"

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when everyone kickin it and you say "peace out guys" and you leave

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when you see the dude that been leaving "😤😤😤" under your girls pics

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"you wanna go skate?"
me:

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when you lose game 7

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scooter got me like

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"you doing ACS this year?"

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you about to go work but you turn around and see your skateboard lookin like this what do you do?