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[sarah austin @auzi666]

@boohoo_cshelp I haven’t received a DM?

[sarah austin @auzi666]

@boohoo_cshelp my order should of been delivered yesterday as I paid for next day delivery but the tracking info is sayings it’s been delayed! I need to know when it’s coming

[sarah austin @auzi666]

@boohoo_cshelp DM sent

[sarah austin @auzi666]

@AntonyjMiles DICKHEAD 💨

[sarah austin @auzi666]

@AntonyjMiles I just don’t feel like you’ve captured my best side! 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Lewis @lewisgilbert97]

... did Shaqiri just disappear into Klopp’s coat?

[Warren Brown @warrenisbrown]

Ohhhhhh FFS Benny!!!! #Luther

[BBC Luther @bbcluther]

"There is another character in the whole series, and that is London."

Welcome to #Luther Land.

[Chloe @ChloeMorello]

This is the amount of cream cheese my husband put on my bagel. Should I divorce him? 😒😒

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

German: “We did not start it!”
Basil: “Yes you did, you invaded Poland.”

#ClassicFawlty 🇬🇧

[BBC Luther @bbcluther]

Tuesday night = LUTHER
Wednesday night = LUTHER
Thursday night = LUTHER
Friday night = LUTHER

4 episodes. 4 nights. Just 4 you. #Luther

[BBC Luther @bbcluther]

📣 5 DAYS AND COUNTING 📣

#Luther. New Year's Day. @BBCOne.

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

Is Oscar Pistorious using the nickname ‘blade runner’ in the clink? If not, can I have it?

[L U K E @BambiMusic]

Someone just said, if you wanna say spice girls in a Scottish accent, just say “space ghettos” in an American accent. I’ve been doing it and laughing for a good 5 mins now 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I really hope that when the fat shit at Gatwick is caught, someone kills him.

[Chris Napthine 🐎🐑🏃🏻‍♂️ @LittleParkFarm]

This is just so bloody funny.Sorry if it offends anyone but Christ it’s amusing.

[sarah austin @auzi666]

I got you boo!

[Danny Cipriani @DannyCipriani87]

Epic ❤️

[sarah austin @auzi666]

Happens to the best of us, I got told by a Sherpa I looked better off the mountain than I did on it and he already had 3 wives! #Kilimanjaro