Ava charlotte

Writer. Social media influencer. Joker. Obviously.

[MetalYann @666ZombieRitual]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[John of Sligo @SligoJ]

My madness squats alone

Outside my house

And stares up at my window

Waiting till my light goes out

[Ava charlotte @ava_chalotte]

Pretty obvious what causes inflation.

Air compressors.

[Ava charlotte @ava_chalotte]

Did you know that a squirting woman can put out a fire?

Just as soon as her eyes uncross and she can pick up a fire extinguisher.

[Ava charlotte @ava_chalotte]

"Get Naked for Valentine's"

Be a lover, not a fighter ;-)

#romantic? #read
https://t.co/9ADWn0xQzT

[Ava charlotte @ava_chalotte]

"Horrible Little Nanny"

#Read #Horror
https://t.co/1RfJkHM4cj

[𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 @SummerSongGirl]

Saying fuck it and ordering some flowers and sexy lingerie for myself for Valentine’s Day at least that way I get exactly what I like from someone who loves me for who I am

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I can't decide whether to be good or evil today. Maybe a shower will help.

[Ⓑⓔⓣⓗ @Halloween_75]

#WhenTrappedInMyMind it's usually bc I'm questioning everything 💀

[floorboard @StruggleDisplay]

One bubble class and Sue got cocky

[Ava charlotte @ava_chalotte]

"You Say You Want a Resolution?"

Well, you know ...

#HappyNewYear #Read
https://t.co/s6Ih2XvOIu

[Lichfield Lore @LichfieldLore]

I'm in a pub in Lichfield and there's a small boy in the corner writing with a quill. Too scared to ask if anyone else can see him 😂

[M LeMont @MisterSalesman]

Can We Have Our Ball Back Too, Please!

*BeinSporfs

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

weird that babies still have umbilical cords. it’s the 21st century, it’s time for wireless babies

[Ava charlotte @ava_chalotte]

"Harlowe Pilgrim's Twas the Night Before Christmas"

Just one bright holiday moment from Christmas past

#Adult #Xmas #Read
https://t.co/Qsfq4v7Tht

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Word(s) of the Day: “Tib’s Eve”

Tib’s Eve is still celebrated in Newfoundland. Hello, Newfoundland!!! Happy Tib’s Eve. 👋🏼

[Aunt Cunt @AuntCunt]

How old is Santa going to be on his birthday this year?

[Ava charlotte @ava_chalotte]

Santa and the Missus in bed here, and it's a real "super-spreader" event ...

#adult #Xmas #reading
https://t.co/jEYO3vUfXI