Ava Petersen

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[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Happy Valentine’s Day babe you’re so talented I love you so much❤️❤️❤️

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

In French the word for a problem is masculine, and the word for a solution is feminine. I feel this is very important information.

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Y’know when you feel like you’ve definitely been in the sauna for long enough, but the guy next you has been in there for way longer, so you’re like “okay try me” or do I just make everything a competition

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I’m on the edge of my seat!

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

This 12 year old drinking a frappuccino next to me at Starbucks just said “Avery used to be the best hangout spot, but now it’s UDF” I really do not miss middle school

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

I was reminded today in bio that Franklin (a female) discovered DNA, and her work was stolen by Watson (a man) who got the Nobel Prize and didn’t give her credit. I spent the rest of lecture mad that the discovery of our literal DNA involved a woman being cheated by a man smh

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Life plan:

1. Become a contestant on The Bachelor when I turn 21

2. Get my heart broken on national tv and get 2nd place

3. Become The Bachelorette because a girl needs her options

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Me: *always stressed, eats way too much food, and doesn’t sleep ever*

Also Me: *washes my face and drinks water* “wow you’re really taking care of yourself, good for you girl”

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

I’m taking Psychology of Childhood, and the professor asked why we’re taking the class/what our career plans are, and this one chick raises her hand and says “Honestly, I just really hate children, and I thought I could understand why” I don’t get her, but I respect the honesty

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Chem professor:

“Solutions with high entropy have a high degree of randomness and disorder”

Me:

*raises hand*

“So what you’re saying is my LIFE has high entropy??”

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

My bio professor just advertised his dog’s Instagram to a lecture hall of 500 students, and now I completely understand why people get PhDs

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Women: “we just want to be treated equally, maternity leave, and equal pay”

Government: “we’re gonna hold off on that, but how about we just add you to the draft instead”

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Catch me having my priorities straight and watching Friends until midnight when they take it off Netflix because who cares about a new decade during this absolute catastrophe

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

PSA for college freshman: we are 1/8 done with college

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone Commentary:

*Neville Longbottom falls off his broomstick*

Malfoy: “He fell on his fat ass”

Me: “No Malfoy. He fell on his long ass.”

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

Does anyone else want to read on the plane/in the car when you go on a trip, but you can’t decide which book you’ll be in the mood for, so you bring 10 books, and your bag is way too heavy, or is that just a me thing

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This is Pake. His parents just graduated and he was feeling a little left out. Not anymore. 14/10 barkalaureate inbound

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

I’ve reached a point where I definitely follow more dogs on instagram than actual humans, and this is a fact I’m very content with

[Ava Petersen @ava_petersen]

I said I was just gonna finish that last song, but it’s 30 minutes later, and I’m still sitting in the driveway singing in my car