avacado

i’m loud just like ur mom was last night

[avacado @avabava67]

mom gave me $10 for lunch, i’m putting that bitch on jsn getting a touchdown tmr #illstarve

[hezi @hklivingg]

ngl i be sneak shazaming

[avacado @avabava67]

draaaaaaaaaake

[avacado @avabava67]

i’m soooooo drunk rn @Drake

[HoodRich $ @HoodRich4Pres]

F*ck a breakup you ever lose a parlay by one leg

[avacado @avabava67]

a retard in motion will go farther than a genius at rest

[avacado @avabava67]

i love when i make my parlay and nobody does what they’ve been doing all season and it doesn’t hit 🙂 that’s exactly what i wanted 🙂

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[avacado @avabava67]

jaxon dart being out for the season is not good for the baby (me)

[avacado @avabava67]

@alexalynn18_ we the best music

[avacado @avabava67]

your boyfriend screams when the dj asks if everyone’s having a good time

[avacado @avabava67]

if mcdonald’s doesn’t make breakfast all day i’m planting a bomb in there and not telling them where it is

[makayla @Makayla8930]

“i’m done betting" is the biggest lie i tell myself

[avacado @avabava67]

hi so sorry i died

[$portsForecast @Chefparlay]

Sports betting will have you researching for 4 hours just for somebody to have their worst game since 2017 😭

[avacado @avabava67]

my parlay lost again so now my only option is suicide

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[, @09900_]

My hoe leaving was worse than 9/11

[jainormis @jainormis]

i get so gay off that tzatziki

[Don Keidick @jvnkyard_jake]

‘whose pussy is this?’

- an investigator searching through ed geins home in 1957