Ayvah

Future world traveler. Currently a professional sleeper.

[Ayvah @avacada17]

I can't read but I can definitely hate so jot that down

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Update: The "stint" is legitimately almost 5 years old🤣

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Soooo excited to be working from home for a stint!!🎉 I was born to quarantine!😅 #borntoquarantine

[Ayvah @avacada17]

So I haven't been on here since this was called Twitter sooo

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Hi I've arrived for my quarterly post

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Anyone else feel like their train of thought doesn't even include thoughts anymore? Just inner screaming? Cuz same🫣

[Ayvah @avacada17]

My name is on the email my name is on the email my name is on the email MY NAME IS ON THE EMAIL

#AvaNotEva #PLEASE #IBegOfYou #EMAIL #corporatejob #work

[relatable @byreIatable]

When your college sends your tuition bill

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Update: this was the best night I've had in a while. 11/10 would recommend😁 #5SOS #TakeMyHand

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Heyo it took 2 years but I guess it's finally happening 😅

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Working got me like
#SpongeBobSquarepants #naptime #needanap

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Heyo it took 2 years but I guess it's finally happening 😅

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Y'all I wanna see @5SOS in concert so bad..... #5SOS

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Fact: I am indeed back on Twitter

Also fact: it's probably only for a sec 🤣

#welcome #goodbye #vibin #Facts

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Sometimes I sit back and think about how much therapy the Stranger Things kids are gonna need after everything that's happened 😅 #Season4 #strangerthingsseason4 #StrangerThings4Vol2 #vecna #elevenhopper

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

That cat is living the life

[Ayvah @avacada17]

@mrjohndarby @david8hughes Or instead of the potato masher, the knife is jammed in the dishwasher because nobody does the freaking dishes in this house smh🙄

[WooDaddy @aj_father_woo]

I think I was born irritated… ppl really be getting on my nerves😂

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Okay I just learned that corn is a carb and my whole life is a lie #ShowerThoughts #carb #corn

[invader zim @f8the]

my mom rlly be telling me be careful when im outside like baby im the threat

[Ayvah @avacada17]

PSA: I'm back on my stupid crap again😁

[Ayvah @avacada17]

Boyfriend: wake me up when you get up for work.

Me: *wakes him up at 7am when I'm starting work*

Boyfriend: why are you waking me up? Why are you doing this to me???

#boyfriend #girlfriendthoughts