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[ꕤ @glindaupland]

i’m suddenly really in the holiday spirit

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

WHERE IS THIS SONG BEING PLAYED????

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes i look at emails i've written and genuinely can't believe i'm pretending to be this professional.

[molly louise @1894mol]

Complaining about the Tories ruining the country to then vote for a party with the said ex Tories

[Bite Your Brum @BiteYourBrum]

The thing is, the over 50s and pensioners will always go out and vote. And there’s more of them than ever. If the youth don’t mobilise before the next GE we are categorically FUCKED.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

when you reach the bridge you said you’ll cross when you get to it

[// Amy Miller // @ObviouslyItsAmy]

the kids on the internet can call me old but i saw all five members of one direction and 5sos as openers for 50 quid

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[summer ୭ @basiliomagnvs]

billy was flayed as fuck and being haunted by vecna and he still went to work…stop whining and start grinding 🙏🏽

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

They wouldn’t let you in though, because you would be an immigrant…

[Cammy @carefreecammy]

Can’t explain how much I’ve laughed at this whole incident today

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

"elphaba thropp i know you’re there"

elphaba:

[G Fenty Fenty Fenty @GFentz]

"may the odds or whatever fuckinnn bullshit they say be in your favor or some shit idk"

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i feel so seen

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

To my friends in the US: I'd send you my sympathies but your President would make you pay to receive them

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

“have you ever been to therapy?”

yes i screamed the smallest man who ever lived bridge at the eras tour

[Hannah Berrelli @HannahBerrelli]

An Arianna Grande concert, a Taylor Swift dance class, and nearly a maternity wing of hospital. They always target women and girls.