ava laura

she/her | nfhs ‘23 | umich ‘27

[ava laura @avalaura4]

you gonna go ruin my life? i promise i can do that better than you can #NFID23 @Zendaya

[onion person @CantEverDie]

funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMFAO

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

yes mister mayor the jacket is very nice

[Chucho Roldán @ChuchoRZ]

Arkham Asylum

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

Since the school is not going to do anything about it, the public is just going to have to ruin this girl’s life.

[brandon* @brndxix]

Does palantir even sell any products? Or are they just letting everyone know that they’re watching? 😭

[0HOUR1 @CHIMPUSX]

Now we are cooking

[brandon* @brndxix]

Freudian slip or Nazi Easter egg, call it.

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

A random college student getting a bad grade on a paper should not be a national news story.

[Amelia Urquhart 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliaUrquhart_]

I am so disappointed in my university

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

"god made male and female and made us differently on purpose and for a purpose" is such a fascinatingly bad piece of prose

[hannah gais @hannahgais]

There are no citations from the Bible here, no references to past theological works, no supporting scholarly interpretations of any relevant passages, no definitions of concepts (“gender,” e.g.), and relies on personal opinion. Is anyone at your organization literate?

[silvio dante’s inferno @postersmindset]

me when i soft launch my illegitimate child

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Find someone that looks at you like Trump looks and smiles at Muslim men

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

The GOP watching Trump call Mamdani a good guy and disagreeing with claims that he's a jihadist on live television and basically undercutting every attack they have on him

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

Something very funny about sending a true conspiracy theorist who believes that a cabal of pedophile elites are running the country to Congress and she just finds out that the cabal of pedophile elites running the country were the guys on her side all along and then quits