Potatoes

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?

[Niall Ferguson @nfergus]

https://t.co/2hPGD2eh5F

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Modrić returning for his 5th World Cup

[- @sulkfenomeno]

Roberto Martinez relegated Wigan, flopped at Everton and two different countries gave him their golden generation 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

Zlatan lasted 4 days 😂

[Preemington 🇳🇱🇪🇬 @PREEM1E]

Breaking 🚨: FIFA has announced there will be no coin toss to decide sides for the Argentina vs. Algeria match.

This news comes amidst fears that the Argentinian fans will storm the pitch at the sight of their yearly income being dropped to the ground.

Source: The Athletic

[Ethan Sears @ethan_sears]

Surely a World Cup first that a match is sponsored by a company whose facility was bombed by one of the countries playing in the match

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

A reminder of how many times Trump has said a deal is right around the corner with Iran

[Potatoes @avalidnerd]

Can they "not look for conflict" back inside their borders?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[Financial Times @FT]

Russia ‘not looking for conflict’, says Nato’s top US commander https://t.co/7D51bdPK7D

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Nothing can convince me that we’re not already in hell.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Fun fact: The underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.

[Matthew Graham @mattyryze]

how it started and how’s it’s going

[Potatoes @avalidnerd]

@BeamTracker_ @clashreport It's a Seawolf drone, you mong.

[Potatoes @avalidnerd]

Bine ca n-a lovit bricul Mircea

[MApN @MApNRomania]

The naval drone that was discovered this morning, June 5th, in the Civilian Port of Constanța, near the headquarters of the Romanian Agency for Saving Human Life at Sea, self-detonated around 10:30 a.m., without causing casualties. https://t.co/GcNQlD0Lgc

[Jaydeep @_jaydeepkarale]

Uber employees on-boarding themselves without HR

[Alonso 🇪🇸 @alonso_dm]

Todos los hombres son violadores en potencia. Salvo los violadores de verdad, que son buenas personas en potencia.

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

The evidence is that there isn’t a White Police Association.

[(((Tendar))) @Tendar]

The Saint Petersburg International Economic Forum of 2026 (SPIEF 2026) in Russia has started with a very fiery keynote speech by the Ukrainian surprise guests.