Alec Vallintine

Born to lose, live to win.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

BRExIT bus now

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@emmajval Oh dear. What a loss 😢

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@emmajval Heeeeeeyyyyyyy! 👌👍 And that’s for the dolphins 🐬 🤣🤣🤣

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@JasonLeonard114 @EnglandRugby I was there, you signed my programme afterwards 👍👌👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@LifeAfloat Sometimes the simple things are the best! ☕️

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@LifeAfloat What a stunning building / location 👌

[Larry Lamb @larrylamb47]

What a disgrace

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@emmajval @a3fht

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

Sums up the @Conservatives in one image.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

And I bet you all thought it wasn't possible to have a worse Education Secretary than Gavin Williamson.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Just because I shagged Jennifer Arcuri behind my wife's back and gave her £100k of public money, that's no reason to believe that I tried to give Carrie a £100k/year job while I was shagging her behind my wife's back.
https://t.co/ZMpZ2pEFpY

[Lewis Baston @lewis_baston]

I bought the Times yesterday in paper form because my parents are visiting; was quite an auspicious day to do this as it turns out I have one of the pre-suppression copies. A moment - a very peculiar moment - in media history.

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@huwkeenan @LlSTENlNG_PARTY Yep, got every ticket stub from back in the day! But it were ‘89 lad, Permanent Vacation tour before they went all MTV on us 🤘very faint now, like me showing it’s age 😢

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@a3fht As long as you’re wearing a hi-vis vest you’ll be fine 👍👌😬🤣🤣🤣

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

Always a bloody Burrows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #hookbf

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

Landscape #hookbf #saveournoses

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

Another great night out at #hookbf missed this!

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

@British_Airways We did manage to get into a hotel at 04.30 by throwing money at the problem but their were still families and old people left to sleep at the airport who weren’t so able / in a position to do so, disgraceful way to treat your customers.

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

480 people dumped off a plane in a main transport hub and not a single @British_Airways representative to help families stranded in Jberg airport in the middle of the night, is this good enough for our national carrier? @thetimes @BBCWorld @Telegraph @guardian

[Emma V 🇪🇺 @emmajval]

Shambolic scenes at OR Tambo - it’s 1am we’ve deplaned and over 500 people not knowing what’s happening #britishairways @British_Airways sort it out

[The Inbetweeners @InbetweenerVidz]

#DowningStreetParties

[Alec Vallintine @avallintine]

About sums it up.

[Peter Brookes @BrookesTimes]

My cartoon Saturday @TheTimes. A Christmas wish.....#ChristmasEve #partygate #wallpaper #corruption #johnsonlies