Avalon

honestly

[Avalon @avalonpage]

lol I'm laying on the ground at the gym avoiding abs and trying to make it look like I have an important text so here's this tweet

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@FlexWithJess People be camping at main stage front for days for bad bunny

[Avalon @avalonpage]

Anyone who sends an email after 4:30pm on a Friday can stfu !

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

If you make under $125,000, you're eligible for up to $10,000 in student loan debt relief.

And almost ninety percent of the benefit will go to folks making less than $75,000 a year.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If SoFI, a student loan refinancing company, could give its CEO a 92% raise last year paying him a grand total of $103 million in compensation and spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium, you know what President Biden can do? Cancel all student debt.

[Avalon @avalonpage]

If you’re not making your own salad dressing you ain’t doing your salads justice

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Is it just me or are fish shop gals always really coo and down to earth

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Abercrombie has become a holy mecca for denim again and the middle schooler in me is. so. excited.

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Avalon @avalonpage]

Anyone else have clients who they think are just lonely coz they talk to you for so long about the randomest things.

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Anyone else know about deleting awkward voicemails by pressing #2, then re-recording them or were y’all hiding this from me?

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Anyone else pace around their bedroom when they on client calls. I need to get like a treadmill or something, get these damn steps in.

[Avalon @avalonpage]

My nail place just answered “hi Avalon how are you honey” and I have reached wifey status now I just need a mans

[Avalon @avalonpage]

I recently discovered putting honey in my morning coffee and my life is forever changed 🤗

[Sasha Spielberg @sashaspielberg]

I can’t wait to walk down the aisle to the Jaws theme

[Avalon @avalonpage]

Kanye’s moonboots are taking us to a strange place 🌝

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@beeaanndip Lentil soup and black beans is pretty much all I eat :-)

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Anyone else have 1 glass of wine and just start being overly friendly and complementary about anything and everyone? 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️ I JUST LOVE MY FRENS n strangers.

[Avalon @avalonpage]

When you’re down for Jordan’s but then you see the price tag

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@jay_murr12 #seeyouinthebathroomclub

[Avalon @avalonpage]

I have been consistently drinking more water for the new year and feel amazing BUT I have to pee what feels like every 45 minutes. Does this eventually go away? Or will I now be the girl who has to pee all the time? I used to pride myself in my camel like abilities but now idk