& vam

yee haw 🤠

[Meredith's Bangs @waterthose888]

my morning mantra

[worm @somethinglovely]

realizing everything is meaningless and temporary but you still gotta have a job

[zoë @depulsive]

i know the lows are what makes the highs higher so i tell myself this as a reminder: life’s no fun through clear waters

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[izacc @izaccq]

Wrigleyville being next to Boystown has the same energy as 4th of July coming after pride month

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Gay guys don’t quite have boyfriends it’s more like they’re majority shareholders in a man but stocks available

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Life currently

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Writing this song felt like a musical departure and coming home at the same time. Creating something for Jessie was a new challenge and also felt like second nature all at once. And being a @toystory kid from the age of 5 til now… is an adventure I plan to be on, to infinity and beyond.

Thank you to the brilliant Andrew Stanton for imagining me for this, all those years ago when you wrote this newest film. Thank you to the incomparable @RandyNewman or the gorgeous sonic tapestry of songs and scores you’ve meticulously woven over the years. You created the Toy Story musical world, and we are lucky to get to live in it.
By we, I mean myself and my pal @jackantonoff. We wrote this with so much adoration for these characters that made us laugh and helped us learn lessons and think outside the backyard all throughout our childhoods. “I Knew It, I Knew You” from Toy Story 5 is out everywhere now. 🤠🐴

https://t.co/2JaaQvxHjp

[Jacus @jjjacus]

I’m seeing too many guys “looking for RN” on Grindr. If you need a registered nurse, please get off your phone and go to the hospital.

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Make the weather sunny during his workweek then rainy on the weekend

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

I was genuinely crashing out but then I got some dick so I’m normal again

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

[Creamer V2 @CreamerMJR]

I love being a gym guy who doesnt care about losing weight or dieting cuz nothing beats coming home from the gym and committing biblical levels of gluttony

[Gym @trainer_skyi]

I like the gym because seeing the same 5 people every day and never speaking to them is the kind of socializing I enjoy