Andrew

Husband | Father of 3 | Engineer by day, Harbor Freight mechanic by night | he/him |
Tweets and opinions are my own as well as bad.

[Andrew @avance1209]

This is not the greatest tweet in the world. This is just a Tribute.

[Andrew @avance1209]

@SemiSophrosyne Most shops just seem to say most jobs cost between $900-$1200 and basically dare you to know better or go somewhere else. Raw materials on new brakes/rotors for BOTH axles is like $300 tops.

[Andrew @avance1209]

@morganloewenher Sure look like the contact was initiated by the defender and then they tangled feet

[Cody Tapp @codybtapp]

I wish there was a first pitch postgame press conference with Greinke

Reporter: Hey Zack how was the emotion of getting out to the mound and throwing the first pitch to your son. What was that magical moment like

Zack: Fine, I guess

[Andrew @avance1209]

@VoidOfRoses Wait until you hear about New Orleans

[Andrew @avance1209]

@tdcourser @CodifyBaseball This.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

The Boys are playin' some October ball!

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

I’m SCREAMING!!!!!

[Andrew @avance1209]

@Bringatrailer Gently used by the McGuire twins. May need new suspensions.

[KB @kbyrd2_]

I hope after Republicans lose this November they go back to nominating regular ass people.

Like, in the 2012 election, of COURSE i wanted Obama to win. But i didn’t feel like the world & democracy as we know it would crumble if Mitt Romney won. I want us to get back to THAT.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Repost for a chance to win a Whataburger Gift Pack and a signed Bobby Witt Jr. bat!

[Andrew @avance1209]

@the_autopian @davidntracy Boot 🥱 vs thigh-high boot 🥵

[Andrew @avance1209]

@ColtonR_15 Frank White got canned for showing emotion, granted it was frustration that the Royals sucked and not the umps.

[The USA Singers @TheUSASingers]

Hopefully the media will now focus on Donald Trump’s advanced age & mental incompetence.

Better yet, they should focus on his convicted felon status, his decades long friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, & his laundry list of crimes, corruption, failures, perversions, & treason.

[Bobby Witt Jr @BwittJr]

That was fun!

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Yes, we've already updated his bio.

[Andrew @avance1209]

@CaptainKangaJew @zillowgonewild And that metal roof too. You'll go deaf in a rainstorm.

[Andrew @avance1209]

@thenewarea51 @Aviation_Intel Refueling those A-10 sub escorts?

[Andrew @avance1209]

It makes too much sense that @teddyswims not only looks like @NRateliff and @PostMalone 's love child, but his music is a mixture of the two as well.

[Andrew @avance1209]

Here is one no one asked for, @Miss_Mercedes30 @the_autopian : 785-mile 1997 Mercury Cougar XR-7
https://t.co/CBketbM1ff

[Andrew @avance1209]

@ElphieAna I think "Red", especially Taylor's Version, is a great place to start for the casual fan