kristina

no brain cells, just vibes

[kristina @avantgarter]

panicked and followed up with "haha sorry that was a lame automatic message" i'm gonna end it all

[kristina @avantgarter]

matched with a dude. clicked on his profile. accidentally sent him an automatic message saying "hey x hope you're well?" WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS THIS A BUSINESS EMAIL??

[kristina @avantgarter]

it's always super ripped guys liking my fat ass the most and it's actually hilarious

[kristina @avantgarter]

not only that i redownloaded dating apps i also replied to a guy calling me sexy in his first text. truly back in my h*e era

[kristina @avantgarter]

i might feel miserable rn but i'm doing well AND my ass is still fat so

[kristina @avantgarter]

me and my bf broke up because long distance sucks so i guess i'm coming back to twitter to cope

[kristina @avantgarter]

i'm so jealous of people who got to see gerard way in a skirt irl

[kristina @avantgarter]

next step is getting live laugh love pillows

[kristina @avantgarter]

i spend so much time around middle aged people that i've started texting like them

[kristina @avantgarter]

just realized i haven't changed my profile pic/header since like 2019 lol

[kristina @avantgarter]

i love my pets so much it's good that they are not allowed to die :) so they will live forever :)

[kristina @avantgarter]

here's Pipi almost two years after i found him hungry and crying on a tree. he's a very happy boy who i love with my entire heart

[kristina @avantgarter]

so i found a stray kitten this morning and let's just say she's not stray anymore

[kristina @avantgarter]

@nimphyyyx actually love to hear i'm not in this alone cus it was so embarrassing for me

[kristina @avantgarter]

went to the gym for the first time. it was okay besides the part where I accidentally stared at a person's ass in the locker room. i swear i was just zoned tf out and not being creepy and also i'm So Sorry

[kristina @avantgarter]

i'm so sane :) i'm so normal :)

[kristina @avantgarter]

they make me so angry. like i had to stop playing the game. i've never been this angry at a video game character and for what??

[kristina @avantgarter]

the way your children in stardew valley are animated fills me with rage for some reason

[kristina @avantgarter]

me coming out as bi to my bf when we met was him saying "i'm straight but this one actor is hot as fuck" and i was like "well,, so one of us is straight? wow"

[kristina @avantgarter]

i love a straight man. embarrassing

[kristina @avantgarter]

i can't believe my bf is straight how embarrassing