𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ F*CK A SILVER LINING.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑪𝑨𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝐺𝛳𝐿𝐷 𝑰𝑺 𝑯𝑶𝑻 𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯!
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ﹐
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ #ᴅʏɴᴀsᴛʏ | parody

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

ᅠᅠ ⠀ ⠀
ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❛ 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐊𝐈𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄,
— 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍.

. * ● ¸ . 　　　★ 　°
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝓢ᴛᴇᴡʏ ℋᴏssᴇɪɴɪ
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀#ᴅʏɴᴀsᴛʏ
ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ

https://t.co/nHPbSvcqBU

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

@lucksdrawn / I have literally never gotten the hang of Stewy 😂

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺����𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

|| ; guys im lowkey never active on this account …

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

I’m sure he knows your name too, Ken.

[Kendall Roy @Kendal1Roy]

... I guess, but Ben Affleck knows your name, man! Why does Ben Affleck know your name?

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

everyone has a crush on me.

[Kendall Roy @Kendal1Roy]

Ben Affleck has a crush on Stewy? I don't know what to do with this information.

[hey, romeo @onfascination]

𝐀𝐧𝐝⸻
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙛
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘺
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚.

[𓆩 𝔍. 𝕸𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑵 ; 𓆪 @AFFARIDIGOVERNO]

⠀⠀⠀ ᅠ ⠀ 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖙 ꮜꮲ ꭲꮋꭼ
/ ⠀⠀ ꭱꭼꮯꭼꮖꮩꭼꭱ
⠀ ꮖ'ꮮꮮ ꮇꭺꮶꭼ ꭹꮻꮜ ꭺ ᏼꭼꮮꮖꭼꮩꭼꭱ

⠀ ⠀ — 𝑱. 𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑵.
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ succession | #ᴅʏɴᴀsᴛʏ

[⧼‍ ‍𝑅𝙾𝑀𝘈𝒩. ‍ @ofromuIus]

⠀
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀∘ * . ⟡ 𝓐 𝓜ᴀɴ
⠀⠀⠀ 𝓦ʜᴏ 𝓘ꜱ 𝓢ᴛɪʟʟ
⠀ 𝓐 𝓑ᴏʏ.
⠀

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

I fucking know everyone decided to burst into flames after.

[𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰. @stewhosseinis]

Merged with PGM, sold the rest to the private equity. Like— billions. I never saw so much money. Free from the stuff that gave us the biggest headaches.

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

Nothing? What did you do, throw it in a fucking blender?

[𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰. @stewhosseinis]

You'd be fucking proud. There's absolutely nothing left of that man's empire. Nothing.

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

I hope you fuckin' gave them a show.

[𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰. @stewhosseinis]

If you imagined what I just did for my own private equity plan. Oh, you'd be fucking dirty on the pants.

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

don't you have a mirror?

[𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰. @stewhosseinis]

Literally the most beautiful man on Earth. Me.

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

shouldn't you be eating wall street for dinner?

[𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰. @stewhosseinis]

not desperation, I'm just——

hi, Stewy.

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

dude, you smell like desperation.

[𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰. @stewhosseinis]

I think so. Hot.

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

friendly reminder, you are all ✨idiots. ✨

[𓆩 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑾𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑰 ! 𓆪 @AVARllCES]

Mr. Sorensen, what brings you here?

[𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑬𝑵. @LARSS0RENSEN]

Stewy, Stewy.