baeva

[baeva @avarwilson_]

everyone’s walking like they’re going to burger king

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“nobody wants a skater boy, they want a skater girl”

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“yow know what they call me in football: a woman. but im not a woman just because I can go higher better than you” -ben

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“screw it im going to bonjoviland”

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“we need one more slot”

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“after the long dong” -mr jones

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“go toast your buns” -mr jones

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“im gonna put deez nugs in my mouth”

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“all genders and nongenders”

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“who mudded on my floor” -mr jones

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“its like when you’re walking a young dog and it doesn’t quite know how to walk yet so it’s pulling on your leash” -mr jones

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

if a cat don’t like you i just know there’s something nasty about your spirit

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“theres the earthquake and then theres the aftershock.”

[baeva @avarwilson_]

my mom has been active in a total of 7 pyramid schemes

[baeva @avarwilson_]

perfect participle: shit. present participle: shitting. past participle: shatted. future participle: to be shat.

[baeva @avarwilson_]

me want bosco

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if sun renewable then why solar panels suck up its energy? and why windmills bird graveyard?

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“don’t be a fool wrap your tool”

[baeva @avarwilson_]

“sometimes my poops are hard and sometimes my poops are soft”

[baeva @avarwilson_]

burning hands and dye stains are part of the experience

[baeva @avarwilson_]

if you use a brush to put bleach or dye on your hair you are doing it wrong