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[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

Hides behind a chair, his eyes set on the tray of cookies he's left for Santa..

"He'll be mine soon, Glomulus...soon."

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

-Fᴏʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ﹐ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"Very well...

The story of Larfleeze is an excellent one." https://t.co/h7sDulrAal

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"I've waited days...the fat man has not been here...

I set up a tree yet he does not show..."

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"Excellent...now the Big Red Fat Man may be seduced by my cookies..."

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

Has his ingredients to bake cookies.

"Finally!"

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

|; Has anyone had a problem with this acc?

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

His ally, Glomulus brings him sugar...unfortunately Larfleeze could care less.

"It should work the same..good Glomulus!"

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

Goes shopping for ingredients.

"The Paula Dean said to fetch tartar and salt...
Oh and flour! Hurry, Glomulus!"

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"Yes. For comedic reasons." https://t.co/JhbxFHBjVz

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"Comedy." https://t.co/rJEypN8li6

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"He will not disappoint me..." https://t.co/hAUx3UfTHP

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"Of course not! This is a list the Big Red Fat Man must read to deliver my presents." https://t.co/REwAlywZYN

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

Continuation.
Flashlight
Fishing pole
Orange construction paper
Dentures
Friends Season 1
Pumpkin candles
Glazed donuts
Cool Whip

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

Larfleeze's Christmas list:
NutriGrain Bar
Tricycle
Bomb Pops
Ramen noodles (Beef; already have chicken)
Calculator
Jump rope
Nyquil

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

Is at a gas station. Gets a Slurpee. Also gets a brain freeze.

"DAMN! I'VE BEEN POISONED...
GLOMULUS! HELP YOUR MASTER!"

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"This is good training for the younglings, Greenie."

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"It is MY BATTERY.

STAY AWAY, CREATURE." https://t.co/Vhm8hfV43V

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

Is at Target.

"Why is everything red here?"

[LαяfƖєєzє @avarxce]

"NO!
IT'S MINE! STAY AWAY!" https://t.co/xqpdy5W1Zz