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[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

the years of emotional investment i’ve put into alden ehrenreich’s career since first crushing on him in “beautiful creatures” are finally paying off

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

I hate when men talk about Robert Pattinson cause they weren’t there for like 75% of his filmography cause they were being losers about him being Edward Cullen. He plays Batman and now he’s “one of the greatest actors of our time” like you guys are never tastemakers just basic.

[Doc “Doc” Holiday VII @rutherfordhaye]

Just posted an Instagram story

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[soup @s0upworld]

i’m bored, let’s delete our substacks and take a creative writing course at the local community college

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i get so marnie off that tequila

[Stuntman Mike @Stunt_ManMik3]

“Athena had shrouded it in mist,
so that Odysseus could not recognize his own country.”

-Homer’s The Odyssey

[sil ♡ penelope whisperer @thhouseofblack]

A Game of Thrones-esque show following the House of Atreus from Tantalus cooking his son up and feeding him to the Gods all the way down to Electra and Orestes killing Clytemnestra is a NEED.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Filming has begun on FLESH OF THE GODS, a vampire movie from Mandy director Panos Cosmatos & A24.

Kristen Stewart & Wagner Moura star.

Written by Andrew Kevin Walker (Seven).

A married couple in ’80s L.A. descend into an electric nighttime realm each evening.

[isa 🪷 @isaturnsthepage]

Can we PLEASE bring back descriptions on the back of the book instead of reviews 🫩

[𐙚claudia @irlclaudia]

i gotta stop applying to everything on indeed i have an interview with a vampire tomorrow

[t. @taeseru]

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

[soli @solisolsoli]

Batman by Evan Cagle

[🇩igital🇭allucination @BudTheArtGuy1]

I might sound unnecessarily aggressive

But please don't ever compare these 2 again, Invincible is nowhere near its excellence.

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

I typically hate nostalgia bait nonsense but I genuinely believe there should always be a Scooby Doo Adaptation in the works. Every generation needs some Scooby Doo

[♡ @hackerchick]

Me and the girls who know Tom Cruise’s heart are confident he has one more romcom in him