piss pisstofferson

President of the United States Bong Squad

[🂱 @laylology]

Wellbutrin dose going hard today I just looked in the mirror and said "gratitude is the attitude" out of nowhere

[🛸 @tufthug]

breaking a bottle on someone’s head still on my bucket list btw

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

I get emotional every time I go to the library like the fact that it’s free and they have so many services

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

first time it did this i thought i woke up in hell

[eden is online @edenonline_]

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

every time they pick a new Mary it’s like a new pope being chosen

[g @34rths]

You think you're so funny and cool... Well you are I Love you

[piss pisstofferson @Avashlong]

Someone just asked where my swimsuit was from and I said Amazon and they said “really girl???”

[piss pisstofferson @Avashlong]

Dark out when I get off of work now

[piss pisstofferson @Avashlong]

On Indeed during my lunch break at work

[777 @_garrettcharles]

butter chicken garlic naan and mango lassi

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor

[piss pisstofferson @Avashlong]

We have Italy at home

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

Playing hard to want

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Does anybody know if I took my meds this morning

[reya 🍉 @midwestdhampir]

are you ready to die nickelodeon ??

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

i think we should give nicole paige brooks a pen a paper and $100,000 and let her write the next bible