Orie J Dean

Never cruel or cowardly. He/him. Bi/Pan. Either/or. 🏳️‍🌈 Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or otherwise is entirely coincidental.

[Orie J Dean @avatarkrypton]

Please consider sharing the link even if you're not able to donate. Every little bit helps.
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[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[GODZILLA.OFFICIAL @Godzilla_Toho]

Here's your first look at GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, in theatres & IMAX November 6.

VFX, Written, and Directed by Takashi Yamazaki. #FilmedForIMAX

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

GODZILLA.
TAKES.
MANHATTAN.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

We live in a country where an alcoholic from Fox News runs our military, a former heroin addict is in charge of our health, and they both report to a convicted felon.

What a time to be alive.

[Orie J Dean @avatarkrypton]

@BDaveWalters

[ProPublica @propublica]

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

[Onya Nurve @OnyaNurve]

Happy Black History Month! & Fuck ICE ✨

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

So funny and spot on.😃

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

An extraordinary paragraph. https://t.co/4FH7q8XzSU

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

1700s Megyn Kelly would’ve been leaned out the window yelling for Paul Revere to shut the fuck up

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

HOT TAKE: If businesses only have to pay taxes on profit, not revenue, then I should only have to pay taxes after I’ve paid all my bills and rent.

[shhhhhhhhhhhh @sharkpanty]

you have to embrace being uncool or you will never be happy

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Could be even older - but it's still going to hit 20 on History checks and 1 on my attack roll.

[Orie J Dean @avatarkrypton]

C H O N K

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

An enormously fat polar bear that has been gorging itself on the carcass of a whale on the coast of Norway.

[Jean Jacques Dessalines 🇭🇹🇵🇸🇳🇪🇲🇱🇧🇫🇨🇺 @JeanJacquesDes7]

This 👇🏾