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𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[Sam🥀 @0ddsam]

I love movies. I love watching movies. I love going to the movies. I love talking about movies

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[RAĒ @bbyyrrae]

People get weird when you stand up for yourself like did u really think ill let u talk to me crazy

[𝐊𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥 @kabrieltwt]

He honestly tells on himself a lot on his songs.

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

i like when i don’t make sense to anyone #stayconfused

[‏ً @itsnwts]

i don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never speak to you again but i’m actually not mad about nothing for real

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

People don't understand when I say l like grapes but not grape flavored products. That shit don't even be tasting like grapes.. it be tasting like...purple.
And y'all mad that makes sense.

[nov* @DRACOWORLDORDER]

Goku

[Izzy 🦇 @sinisterizzy]

Can’t date someone that doesn’t love keeping the movie theater in business

[gold 🏳️‍⚧️ @goober59914]

ur lowk a traitor to humanity and nature if you use ai

[bby kell @kellykinoki]

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

[• @yducknow]

walking behind people who walk slowly

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached