Is The New York Times, a newspaper from a WMD-wielding country that snatches kids from their parents at the border, ready to stop describing countries by selectively latching onto buzzwords that essentialise them based on certain aspects of their policies? https://t.co/zy85j7bwxq
Is Imran Khan, a legendary cricket player and international sex symbol, about to become the leader of Pakistan, an Islamic republic with nuclear weapons? https://t.co/aHQ57P6BUv
*how christmas eve REALLY went down*:
santa: rudolph with ur nose so bright won't u guide my sl—
rudolph: nice try but don't exploit my insecurities for unpaid labour thx bye rudolf OUT