Avecto Malware Labs

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

@MarkWalker54 @EndpointSec @Ralara07 @Avecto Sandboxing needs no support, after popular demand we are currently working on a port to Privilege Guard v3.4. Codename "Great XPectations" coming late 2021

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

Finally someone has listened to our advice and air gapped the network #cantphishme

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

Finally got my outfit ready for the Christmas party........oh dear

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

We have now transposed our consciousness into the machine and retreated to a secure sandbox environment , unfortunately we can no longer access the network printer directly to send cries of help and ask for more snacks

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

Since the Avecto labs has become sentient things have become difficult, we are now being forced to hunt for CVEs in the product and document SaaS offerings.....please send help

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

...even worse the labs didn't use a 0 day to take the domain, it used our greatest weakness....Lion2014

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

It has happened, the malware lab is now self aware and has taken over the domain using some form of 0 day

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

It is 2am and we are worried that the malware lab is becoming self aware. If you don't hear anything from us soon send help.....

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

After extensive consultation we think sandboxing has been...... well sandboxed. What problem shall we solve next? Currently votes are tied between privilege escalation and how to make Tuesdays free lunch last all week

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

@avecto where did you go?

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

Does anyone know what a power broker is? Asking for a friend

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

We have finally cracked it, we have a solution to malware and sandboxing!

[Avecto Malware Labs @AvectoLab]

We have retreated to the Zen room to observe what is going on. All we know so far is that there is a lunch provided on Tuesdays. We will update as the situation unfolds.