david

pro wrestling fan all the way

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

The Asian one is the only one smart enough to stay on good terms

[kordell @lledrook]

nigga laugh just like the Flying Dutchman LMFAOOO

[Noir @BadassNoir]

Nigga laughing like he just took over Bikini bottoms

[Sysunn The Sorceress Supreme @sysunnn]

lol Storm is being introduced in BP 3 watch

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

It might seem implausible or laughable to predict but there really is only one way for Doomsday and Secret Wars to genuinely work, and it’s as a relinquishing of nostalgia and past in favor of the future. Literally the only way to make this saga mean anything at all.

[Katy  @Maroup_]

My guy asked a girl in a library;

"Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes,

the girl walked quietly to my guy's table and she told him "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

My guy responded with a loud voice: "$200
JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!" And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;

"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

[𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 @GoodnessUC00]

I accidentally started a Group FaceTime with my current boyfriend AND my ex-boyfriend at the same time while trying to clear my call log. 😭 They both picked up. They just stared at each other for 5 seconds before my ex said, So this is the downgrade? and my current boyfriend said, Why is this grandpa on the line?' I hung up and threw my phone across the room 📱💥

[Don Hasan @gol_mia]

Palpatine wasn't holding back. He really was about to die against this dude if it wasn't for Anakin.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>guy named Lazarus dies
>spends 4 days in hell
>gets resurrected by Jesus Christ
>doesn't smile a single time for the next 30 years
>finally smiles once
>it's at his own joke

Lazarus was so real for that

[Kastle_supreme @Kastle_supreme]

With the sole exception of Karen Page of course~

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

This has gotta be the most ahead of its time piece of technology ever, rerelease it today and everyone’s buying one

[bum @BattleRapBum]

rest in paradise young legend

[W @Uber_Kryptonian]

It’s hilarious how Karen and Matt couldn’t find Frank during Fisk’s rampage, but he simply chose a new “Red” to be buddies with

[iordana⁸³ 🪐 @murdockswifey]

i just know his cortisol rises every time he sees the color red because of them

[DeepWebSlinger @deepwebslinger]

🚨UFC UPDATE:

JOSH HOKIT FIRED FOR SAYING MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN....

Doesn't matter if it was a true statement...

[Tyler Burbun @BurbunPitt]

Every Hulk Thunderclap in MCU

#SpiderManBrandNewDay

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Rip Tay Keith 💔 dude was the soundtrack to a lot of our childhoods

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

What’s really bittersweet about this is that it’s the perfect setup for another solo Hulk movie but. Well. You know.

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

OMG 😱

[Daniel Richtman @DanielRPK]

Is he gonna do that in Spider-Man Brand New Day 😭