Zaching_Off

Nerd. Writer. Dad.

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@Faux_Ma That’s an easy mistake to make while you’re on your back and they’re working the kinks out of your spine. I’m sure you’re not alone.

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I’ve had way less mine cart adventures than Temple of Doom and Donkey Kong Country (SNES) led me to believe as a child. This is disappointing.

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💯

[Faux Ma @Faux_Ma]

LinkedIn influencers are like the yearbook club people of the internet.

[Faux Ma @Faux_Ma]

My chiropractor: You just need an adjustment.
My acupuncturist: You just need acupuncture.
My Orthopedic surgeon: You just need surgery.
My therapist: You just need counseling.
My bartender: You just need a drink.

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Hey @tacobell … we went out of our way to get food from you guys because @taylortomlinson referenced you multiple times during her set. #SponsorTaylor

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@Captain_Revo I see what you did there. 😂

[Lina @d0rkph0enix]

Chiefs fans, let’s celebrate this win and thank the Eagles for a great Superbowl. I just did!

Jason launched his charity in Oct. 2022 with a goal of $100,000. Currently, it’s $9,961.20. Let’s do this #ChiefsKingdom!

Donate here: https://t.co/7PninVdWZN

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@thelaymansterms @d0rkph0enix My throat is a little sore but I’m surprised that I didn’t lose my voice!

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@JoJoFromJerz No, but Sriracha does.

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@jeebuscrisis @d0rkph0enix

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@d0rkph0enix “Bro, can you even lift a food bowl? Seriously, it’s empty. I gotta have protein if I’m gonna keep making sick gains.”

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@elonmusk Finally some fucking good news. How soon can we expect your resignation? Everything you touch gets worse, you wannabe Bond villain. Maybe stop buying companies you don’t know how to run and get your ass in therapy.

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@elonmusk No but they hate you, and can we blame them?

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@elonmusk @therabbithole The Republican Party has been openly fighting to suppress human rights… it’s not a fucking “bias” to want to support the side that is fighting to suppress freedoms and stand for equality. Grow up.

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@elonmusk It’s your fault, you absolute buffoon. It should be criminal to be this fucking stupid.

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@elonmusk I don’t know what it *should* do, nor is it relevant at this point because it’s obvious you���re determined to kill this bird. It’s a small comfort to know you’re hurting yourself. The world is truly excited to see you flat broke as the consequence of your actions.

[Austin Archer @yourpal_austin]

We’re still here babyyyyy

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@FreshGoesBetter How about a “Dick gif” on the metaphorical eve of the fall of Twitter.

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Everyone on Twitter today:

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This “Weekend at Bernie’s” reboot sucks.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter feels increasingly alive