For the longest time I was convinced e e cummings was black for some reason and when I learned he wasn't it felt like the world had left me behind somehow
Just bought a ring from a guy missing a third of his bottom teeth who, over the course of four minutes, complained to me about the police, the french, the police, the french, and the "Frenchies", in that order
At the louvre rn and they're giving out Nintendo DSs with museum guides on them there are just a bunch of fifty year old tourists walking around the louvre with their heads buried in Nintendo DSs like five year olds
France has done nothing except take my smoldering bisexuality, raise it to unprecedented heights, and then crumble it into ashes as soon as I hear the hot person speaking French