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[avery @averacados]

Alexa play I’m so sad so very very sad by crash and the boys

[avery @averacados]

@dlkelloggs @Eviemagazine i’m not on an ssri for dating anxiety jesus christ i’m just saying that i had a lot going on and couldn’t focus on normal life things like dating until i could function normally. and yeah psychs aren’t giving people meds without at least asking what else they’ve tried first

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[avery @averacados]

i can’t go to sleep, i have to daydream about my girlfriend and getting married to her

[𖤝 @zeraphice]

coming out as a water lover there’s absolutely nothing better than taking a sip of nice cold water except maybe kissing a lesbian

[avery @averacados]

@CyranosFoil @manofsteeele @akhivae if you are getting in trouble because of ai generated girls that sounds like a “having to work really hard to jerk off my micro penis” problem not a trust problem

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

we need better women’s health education because after 30 the fear of osteoporosis should outweigh your fear of being fat

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[avery @averacados]

@femiiiszn especially because that’s how you sound to other people :)

[avery @averacados]

maybe i’m just crazy but i swear that the new toy story has two scenes inspired by weapons

[avery @averacados]

@AlicjaDaLontano good news is you’re the only one who doesn’t look like you’re about to get skin cancer

[avery @averacados]

@saniyafatma1278 bare and short! and i don’t often wear makeup (it’s super fun when i do but i hate that we feel like we have to) & i don’t shave. i was her age when someone told me i should shave my legs. i wish i knew then that it doesn’t really matter what other people think about your body

[avery @averacados]

@ridhima_z margaritas don’t taste good they’re just fun

[avery @averacados]

@turnintoabat obviously your mental health and happiness is the important thing but i wanted to say, just to counter the mean comments, that you actually are super hot now

[avery @averacados]

who raised company retreat anthony so right like can you raise every man on the planet

[avery @averacados]

@juhmeer that’s what i’ve been SAYING and no one’s listening

[avery @averacados]

@ruicharadrius this reads as if he doesn’t take a simple no for an answer & demands a reason. and as if being drunk, being tired (literally falling asleep 15 minutes later), having to wake up early, feeling sick, and being sore are things she should push through/ignore just to have mediocre sex

[avery @averacados]

they really think his fan base is fucking dumb. 238 pounds? resting heart rate of 73 in a man who never exercises?! once again, 30/30 on the MOCA?! i have given the MOCA hundreds of times to healthy & unhealthy individuals and have never once seen a 30/30.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

White House releases President Trump’s physical examination results:

[avery @averacados]

@GPT_Neanderthal @nypost