Joel

young, dumb, and full of Christ.

[Joel @averageJARL]

Dating is tough because no one will ever love cats as much as I do.

[Joel @averageJARL]

@DeanAbbott Black cats are generally overlooked because of superstitions. My cat was in 3 shelters and a pet store before I got her, and she is truly the sweetest and most affectionate cat I’ve ever met. See if there’s a black cat in your area that needs some love ☺️

Oh, and #AdoptDontShop

[Joel @averageJARL]

Craving Pollo Campero

[Joel @averageJARL]

I could be Doctor Poison @JamesGunn

[Joel @averageJARL]

Stoned and putting my face serum on. I wonder if Doctor Poison feels this powerful

[Joel @averageJARL]

The absolute worst feeling is missing someone and not being able to tell them that you miss them

[Joel @averageJARL]

Back On The Wagon is that song

[Joel @averageJARL]

Me with any master ball

[Joel @averageJARL]

I would let Dr. Abbot do unspeakable things to my body

[Joel @averageJARL]

Currently obsessed with Scarpetta

[Joel @averageJARL]

@StonerDad I had to stay in Swift Current for work a couple years ago, had an edible, and hung out in the empty pool until I was too high and got lost after ordering Pizza Hut to the motel

[Joel @averageJARL]

Million dollar idea: @AWCanada should create a limited time “Guncle burger” for pride month, and it should have brie or prosciutto or something with a little razzle dazzle

[Joel @averageJARL]

Love of my life

[Joel @averageJARL]

My cat sleeps for 20 hours a day, but the moment I start mopping she decides that she wants to walk everywhere I go 😓

[Joel @averageJARL]

@aquamoonbb I just got goosebumps omg

[Joel @averageJARL]

I think Tobey Maguire was a good Peter Parker, but not a good Spider-Man

[Joel @averageJARL]

Chaotic and absolutely something I’d do

[drew @drewrhyde]

someone sent me their album on grindr and it's just pics of his cat 😭

[Joel @averageJARL]

Imagine a world where we got a rematch battle with Diantha avec mega Rayquaza

[Joel @averageJARL]

Skinny legend

[Joel @averageJARL]

But also - merry Christmas, internet

[Joel @averageJARL]

My pubes are out of control because I’ve been off the apps and I honestly don’t even care