Alex

IG: alexb_likedat

[Alex @average_alexb]

My favourite genre of woman is the gay man stuck in woman’s body because why is she so gagggyyyyyy 😭

[Alex @average_alexb]

Ew this is so embarrassing (me @ me)

[Alex @average_alexb]

Ew this is so embarrassing (me @ me)

[Alex @average_alexb]

He has risen (my blood pressure)

[Alex @average_alexb]

Me 🤝 a muscular Asian man with tattoos

[Alex @average_alexb]

Me 🤝 a man with a stache

[Alex @average_alexb]

Me 🤝 a blonde man with green eyes

[Alex @average_alexb]

Brother I need to stop listening to sad boy music this is ridiculous I’m too happy to be sad tf

[Alex @average_alexb]

God made me in Vancouver because he knew if I was in LA I’d be too powerful :(

[Alex @average_alexb]

Guys who tf cares

[Alex @average_alexb]

I find it rather insulting when someone assumes that my like for reading is a way to impress them. No offence but you’re not that special. But this book is. So fuck you lol

[andrés @andresmiguer]

i feel so disconnected from everyone and everything, nothing feels genuine anymore

[Alex @average_alexb]

Bruh I fuckin love Botox tf was I doing before ffs 😭😭

[Alex @average_alexb]

Honestly? I loveee being someone’s part time lover on vacation why not!! We’re young!!!!!!

[Alex @average_alexb]

This whole LA thing is kinda nuts eh

[Alex @average_alexb]

Going to Disney on edibles is a whole other experience 10/10

[Tired Hittin 🌵 @tiredhittin]

dudes be 25 asking for your snapchat like are you genuinely out of your mind

[Alex @average_alexb]

Me after my homie and I absolutely obliterated someone into existence on both ends:
“SEE YA WOULDNT WANA B YA!!”