average avocado

chip dip maybe

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ugh just failed my ap. shoulda made it clear I can't write.

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what is love???

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Just picked avocado from Rancho BellaSanté above Temecula. -Joe #CAavocados 

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Yesterday I experienced the greatness that is chipotle guacamole

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I'm back and better than ever

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hey i wrote a book

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i am rich in experience as well as folates and vitamins

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had a nightmare about the guacapocalypse last night

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so much green today this is my day

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rehab was the best decision I ever made!

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Oh hey it's me

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#honestyhour i've always wanted to know what an avocado tastes like but cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies

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#throwbackthursday

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don't be fooled by my stubborn exterior, on the inside i am highly malleable and delicious

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hello world

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~the gods have spoken~

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if you go into a bathroom, turn off the lights, and say guacamole three times i will appear

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it's time to tell you the truth i am gossip girl i can't live this lie anymore

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don't let the haterz stop you from doing your thang