average grad

Navigating grad school with tacos, heavy sighs, giggles, and the occasional mental breakdown

[average grad @average_grad]

I have two exams this week, papers to grade, two papers in progress, and about 75000 pages to read so I’ll be on Twitter all day if you need anything

[average grad @average_grad]

Being awake sucks

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You ever oversleep by 10 minutes and just think “I’ll try again tomorrow”

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@fromthedeskofTN Yes. All the yes

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@KendylMurfin

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Can anyone recommend a wine that pairs well with exam failure?

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@thephdstory Why are we like this

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I’d like to tell you that my recent twitter hiatus is because I was so busy being productive and working on grad school shit but really I was eating tacos and watching every show on Netflix ever

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[average grad @average_grad]

Y’all can leave your productivity shaming at home

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I’ve elevated my level of lazy to taking snacks to bed in case I wake up hungry during the night but don’t want to walk to the kitchen

[KT @StankTheTankPhD]

My advisor wakes up and starts working by 5 every day ➡️ I wake up, hate my life for a few hours, finally get to work and next thing I know it’s 5am and time for bed

[KT @StankTheTankPhD]

My dad told me the other day I was “living a lot of people’s dreams” and I never realized existential crises, absolute burnout, general apathy, and self-hatred could be so desirable

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Fucking manspreaders. Fuck ALL the manspreaders

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Y’all I ordered something without two day shipping and I think I know how the pioneers felt

[KT @StankTheTankPhD]

I’m so over grad school, what could my life be like if I wasn’t here rn

*checks Facebook, sees high school friend getting induced tomorrow morning for third kid*

Yeaaaah grad school is where I’m supposed to be this point in my life.

[average grad @average_grad]

@Ph_Dreaming Same

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An autobiography

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@amandacgoodwin @SleepyGradLady @GirlyGrad Oh girl. You are coming to the wrong source. They don’t call me average for nothing (jokes aside, I really can’t help you but I do wish you the best of luck!)

[average grad @average_grad]

My phone died today and honestly it was so liberating

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Tfw you’re meeting with your advisor and they ask to see something on your desktop, in the middle of which is a (very very incomplete) to do list of shit that was due months ago