Gus

I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.

[Gus @average_gus]

Fact: Wearing a mask is done to protect others, not yourself.
Fact: If you don’t care about protecting others, you’ve got bigger issues.
Fact: On the off chance that science is wrong and masks don’t do anything, all I’m out is wearing a piece of cloth over my face.
Honestly.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Help spread the word: From May 24 until July 4, Uber and Lyft will offer everyone in America free rides to and from COVID-19 vaccination sites.

[Valorie Clark @TheValorieClark]

Stop asking candidates if they “believe in” climate change and start asking if they understand it.

It’s science, not Santa Claus.

[Gus @average_gus]

@AlexxGuti11 #views

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[Gus @average_gus]

@emweltz ...yes

[Gus @average_gus]

@wknadle We have Tyler 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Gus @average_gus]

@_AllyTsiatsos What if it’s sunny out though? I’m trying to get a tan

[Gus @average_gus]

@_AllyTsiatsos Bruh can you tell him to keep it down, I’m trying to study

[Gus @average_gus]

@_AllyTsiatsos Had to 😂

[Gus @average_gus]

One of the most constant things in my life is that little triangular piece of paper towel I can never quite rip off the roll

[Gus @average_gus]

@wknadle We know

[Gus @average_gus]

@astros what a game. Absolutely stellar.

[Gus @average_gus]

[First date]
Her: So what do you do?
Me: *holds up popcorn* you just eat this and watch the movie

[Gus @average_gus]

Man, thank god the government is handling the vaping epidemic. Glad to know they’ve got their priorities straight. *cough* guns *cough* opioids *cough* tobacco 😄

[Gus @average_gus]

@T_WICK5 @MJChivy He’s not asking for 40 mil, that was a false report. Regardless he’s only making 2 mil a year right now 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/q9a5UR2TiV

[Gus @average_gus]

@MJChivy Dak has a passer rating of 96.9, which at least clinches Bens of 96.5. Dak had 305 rushing yards with 6 rushing TD’s and 25 running 1st downs, beating out Rodgers, Mahomes, and most everyone except Wilson.

Don’t @ me 😉