chokri

abb isko kya ghadi karke dalu?

[chokri @average_hoooman]

Ye feelings hamesha drafts mai reh jaati hai.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

@WaniUrjita @pavlikam @Bunny_I_ It's a yes from me

[chokri @average_hoooman]

@WaniUrjita I like how you removed unemployed. So thoughtful. You care about my feelings.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

@WaniUrjita And they say you can't put a price on kids... Ofcourse you can

[chokri @average_hoooman]

Snapchat.. snapdeal. Tomato toma-toh.

[All Things Comedy @allthingscomedy]

The world needs an Enimen vs @Eminem rap battle. @michaelkosta #eminem

[chokri @average_hoooman]

I don't trust people who eat an entire cherry without checking for worms.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

I've got iron deficiency, I get black spots when I stand up. It makes me feel like an old TV that needs a minute or two to function.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

"The curious case of xyz" sounds so uptight. What makes you think your case makes me curious? '5 year old with 24 teeth' you're not special.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

Is it just me or acne sounds bengali....

[chokri @average_hoooman]

@WaniUrjita ☹️☹️☹️ why u do dis?

[Urjita Wani @WaniUrjita]

Who called it love at first sight and not clickbait

[chokri @average_hoooman]

Rule of 3 is always right

[sumaira shaikh @sumairashaik]

Waiting for an article which says, Does he have covid or is he cheating on you?

[chokri @average_hoooman]

@moshpitmoron It's better than reposting shit on social media.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

I've got a list of "things to watch/read" in my notes. Too bad I forgot to put notes in the list.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

I hate the word FOMO. There's no fear of missing out. I've never heard anyone go " I wet my bed, because I didn't go to that party."

[chokri @average_hoooman]

Every other tweet rn: " mai xyz lene gaya aur match khatam hogaya". Mai xyz lene gayi but ye tweets khatam nahi horahe.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

Maine kal din mein 4 baar mail refresh kiya. Ab toh quora ke bhi mail nahi aate.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

@coolboy_joel Chotu is just wandering for spots.

[chokri @average_hoooman]

I might not be a spoilsport. But everytime I lose the queen, I resign.