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see you space cowboy

[mackultra @average_mack]

コーヒー淹れよしてからちょっと一息☕ 🌸 🌙

[mackultra @average_mack]

big fan of blacking out and listening to the entire Swan Songs album @hollywoodundead

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still baffled that at age 28 my snap score is STILL lower than my highschool bfs was when we were together

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summer bar menu 2024 is officially done & it’s easily some of my best work 🤌🏻✨

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@ronnyandchad @SpongeBob I’ve waited YEARS for this

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people prob think me and my bf are fighting at the bar but he’s just passionately telling me how much i deserve raise

[mackultra @average_mack]

getting drunk and making ur bf drive to your old house so you can reminiscence

[Sav @savshawz]

i would never date someone that’s religious🥲

[mackultra @average_mack]

don’t kiss me bitch you just threw up

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

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[mackultra @average_mack]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 4 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).

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when your cats break your favorite ramen bowl and you take a shot and have a funeral for it to cope

[mackultra @average_mack]

today i served the worlds bravest man who ordered a pizza with clams, anchovies and garlic on it while on a date

[mackultra @average_mack]

Got a whole house of my very own today 🥰

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crazy bc this isn’t even the hardest intro 😭 black paper moon

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i can’t connect to wifi pls gamer bf help me

[mackultra @average_mack]

this is a straight up levi scene from aot

[mackultra @average_mack]

my bf wore 2 shirts i got him for christmas to the bar and has shown both to anyone who will listen

[mackultra @average_mack]

“i just want this to be good for you” my bf adjusting the shader settings on minecraft