madddy

chili's is the new golf course •

[madddy @average_maddy]

Last night I had a dream that I got back with my ex... coincidentally I woke up with my charger wrapped around my neck...

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

sense of self completely lost at day 3 in the suburbs

[madddy @average_maddy]

@Chilis What do I get if I paid to do it like a year ago??

[Shawn @sray001]

Congratulations to my son and future daughter-in-law @Terry_Ray_ @katie_babycat

[madddy @average_maddy]

Now that I’ve watched the office 8 million times I can ALWAYS catch when someone is covering up laughter in a scene

[madddy @average_maddy]

This is the last f*cking straw Netflix!!

[madddy @average_maddy]

Completely & totally over the constant upkeep that is life. How many times must I do dishes//clean the kitchen??

[madddy @average_maddy]

Anyone else’s family putting post it notes on your grandparents things to claim them this holiday season or just mine??

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

if you’ve ever stolen a presidente shaker from us, you’re on the naughty list

[madddy @average_maddy]

Might have to turn on national treasure - that’s how bad this hangover is

[madddy @average_maddy]

I miss chilis circa 2015

[madddy @average_maddy]

I missed driving around in my car singing my fave album so freaking much ugh

[madddy @average_maddy]

Remember when society allowed Miley Cyrus to perform back to back as Hannah Montana & herself on a tour? WTF WAS THAT?!

[madddy @average_maddy]

My dad always knows just the right time to text “you good?” … when I most certainly am not

[madddy @average_maddy]

the summer i turned pretty is awful. Reading it beforehand probably made it worse. I simply would not choose conrad or Jeremiah & would go find another man. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[madddy @average_maddy]

My dad is the funniest one - idc what anyone else says on the matter

[madddy @average_maddy]

Make Hulu a remote button instead of Netflix

[madddy @average_maddy]

The tan lines after this weekend are awful

[madddy @average_maddy]

Bring back the Dixie chicks

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

A bagel a day keeps the depression at bay

[madddy @average_maddy]

I’m never apologizing to my sisters in person again - from now on I will be doing creative, silly things to say I am sorry for being a bitch