CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”
Average Batman: Brave and the Bold cold open:
Egghead: “well it’s sunnyside down for you, Batman!”
Mysterious stranger ascending down in light: 只要我說了算,就不會發生這種事!
Egghead: Oh my hens, it’s The Chinese Heavenly King Hong Xiuquan!
Batman: That’s right. Scramble him!