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@PhilfiSigurdson It's amazing

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I should probably unfollow this page https://t.co/V8zGN0PaOt

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And what I forgot to say, the actual crux of the matter, is that I want to

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Sometimes I genuinely wish I was one of those lucky cunts that couldn't give a fuck. A genuine sociopath that literally hasn't even got the fucking *capacity* to feel. No empathy, no poxy anything (bliss, I would imagine). But that's only sometimes

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I will just always. fucking. care. No matter what. I can be a narky sometimes cocky little loudmouth fuck, but ultimately, I'm just a person who would do anything for someone he cares about. Always.

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@leinsterrugby Are they regular sized cans or is it that they're all just massive bastards

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@EmmyMaher Ha. Thanks Emmy <3

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"Israel isn't even IN Europe"

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Jaysus Bjork's let herself go altogether #Israel

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@FenianJocks67 Can't believe they're tarnished this noble celebration of artistic integrity

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@BradyLFC92 Poor person's Timberlake. But really... aren't we all?

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The best thing about the Eurovision is how the commentary always just sounds like someone talking into a dictaphone while pottering around the house and somehow we can hear it

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It's far from any real indication of what's actually going to happen now, but all bookmakers offering odds on the 8th Amendment Referendum have it odds on (1/4, 1/4 and 1/3) that it will be repealed. Which I'm pleasantly surprised about

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@kelmonahanx Leprechauns

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Me (Ireland) and Haroon (Pakistan) are going to the Ireland/Pakistan match on Monday hahahaha. Gonna go through cunts #millupatthecricket

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@kelmonahanx Jaysus I can barely walk from the pub drunk. Can't believe you got a car for yoir 21st I got a cake and I don't even like cake

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Oh my god they actually did interview the dog https://t.co/FSML43ZKTL

[Footballers with animals @ftbllrswanimals]

An incredibly skilful dog being interviewed after dribbling around San Lorenzo players