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We beat two countries with 10 players #USA

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We played a bird last week and 2 countries this week. Wtf is going on
#worldcup

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I’m going to start a baby vending machine business at airports so that people can rent babies to get priority boarding. Looking for investors so HMU

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It is 6/7/2041. All Gen Alphas step outside to rejoice that the day has come when they will ascend to heaven to meet their lord and savior Skibidi Toilet.

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I like how when you build a @Tesla #Cybertruck, the website is like “Here’s your stainless steel refrigerator. Do you want it with two or three motors?”

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808s don’t belong in country music

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How many 1st National Banks are there? They can’t all be the first right?

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Saw a guy at the gas station slot machines scratching a lottery ticket between pulls of the slots

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@Panthersfan2025 @RedditCFB Your mom picked me #1

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@chriss857 @RedditCFB You must be blind

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A tapestry is a wall rug and a rug is a floor tapestry

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“Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down” is unironically one of the top 20 songs of all time. Fight me if you disagree.

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Hulk Hogan AND Kid Rock in the #RNC? I tuned in late - what other treats did I miss?

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Unless you’re Slash or Abraham Lincoln you shouldn’t be wearing a top hat in public.

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If I see a “Please be patient in a student driver” sticker on anything other than a 2012 Camry, I’m riding that car’s bumper if it’s in the left lane.

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George Washington was 6’2” in the 1700s. In today’s terms that’s about 2951’11” accounting for inflation.

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90s Disney movies hit different

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I’ll throw away $10 of leftovers, but spend 30min trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

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@ChickfilA shouldn’t be allowed to advertise on Sundays. Cruel and unusual punishment.

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Tomorrow is the day that all pocket knife owners look forward to.